Benjamin Franklin famously said that "three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead." And that was before the National Security Agency and other government agencies could track your phone calls, browsing history and even your driving habits. Keeping secrets is especially hard in politics — just ask Carlos Danger or Client Number Nine! But now a couple of Senators think they've found a way to rewrite the entire tax code behind closed doors. What could possibly go wrong?
Senate Finance Committee chair Max Baucus (D-MT) wants to pass a tax reform bill before he leaves office at the end of next year. He and ranking minority member Orrin Hatch (R-UT) recognize that the actual rate you pay doesn't matter much if you use special preferences and loopholes to avoid reporting taxable income in the first place. So they've boldly decided to start with a "blank slate," wiping out a trillion dollars' worth of deductions, credits, loopholes, and strategies off the books. Then their colleagues can propose adding back goodies like tax-free health benefits, education credits, and tax-deductible charitable contributions and justify why they belong in the new Code.
Sounds great in theory, right? The problem, of course, is that tax reform is an intensely political process. K Street lobbyists circle Washington like Predator drones, waiting to fire on any member who dares challenge their clients' pet interests. Any senator who proposes dropping the mortgage-interest deduction, for example, guarantees immediate fire from any group that benefits from home ownership. (This includes obvious constituencies like banks, builders, and real estate agents, but also less-obvious folks like Home Depot, Martha Stewart, and Bob Vila). So, Baucus and Hatch came up with a plan to cover their colleagues' vulnerable rear ends from the inevitable backlash. How likely do you think it is to work?
- They'll start by giving each Senator's written proposal a unique identifying number, a confidential seal, and a special encryption. Then they'll archive the files on a special password-protected server and keep paper copies in locked safes. (Of course, there's no guarantee that hackers won't come along and leak the files all over the internet.)
- Only Senators Baucus and Hatch, along with 10 handpicked staffers, can get their curious little fingers on the proposals. (If Ben Franklin didn't think three could keep a secret, what do you think he would make of a dozen? Might as well just splash the proposals on the front page of Politico! And what happens when those 10 staffers inevitably leave "the Hill" for well-paid lobbying gigs of their own?)
- The National Archive will keep the proposals under seal until December 31, 2064. (The goal, obviously, is to protect them until all of the current members have left office. But with Senators serving longer and longer terms, there's no guarantee it will happen. South Carolina's Strom Thurmond took office shortly after the Civil War and served until long after his hair had turned the color of Tang.)
- Finally, Harry Potter will cover each proposal with an invisibility cloak until He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is defeated. (Ok, we admit we just made that one up. But it's about the only idea with any chance of success.)
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