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IRS Goes Where The Money Is

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The outlaw Willie Sutton stole an estimated $2 million over a 40-year career robbing banks — and scored the ultimate "success" in his business, living long enough to die of natural causes. Sutton always carried a pistol or Tommy gun with him on jobs, declaring "you can't rob a bank on charm and personality." But the gun was never loaded, because, as he said, someone might have gotten hurt! And he became legendary, ironically, for something he never actually said. According to the story, Sutton was asked why he robbed banks — and replied "because that's where the money is." But in his 1976 autobiography, Where the Money Was: The Memoirs of a Bank Robber, he confessed that credit for the line belongs to "some enterprising reporter who apparently felt a need to fill out his copy."

What does a depression-era bank robber have to do with taxes? Well, the IRS estimates that outlaw taxpayers cost the Treasury $385 billion per year in uncollected taxes — roughly 15% of the amount

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Tax Detectives... on the Case

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The IRS is busy playing detective! But are they building cases, clue by meticulous clue, like the super sleuths of television's CSI? Or are they falling on their faces like the bumbling Inspector Clouseau?

 

Last month, a federal judge gave the IRS permission to serve a "John Doe" summons on the California Board of Equalization, demanding names of residents who transferred real estate to children or grandchildren for little or no consideration. The IRS sought the names as part of a nationwide effort to find taxpayers who transfer property to relatives without filing gift tax returns. (The IRS had already rounded up information from Connecticut, Florida, Hawaii, Nebraska, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Tennessee, Texas, Virginia, Washington state and Wisconsin — but California officials objected that state law prohibited them from ratting out residents without court approval.)

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How To Pay Zero Tax

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Years ago, comedian Steve Martin gave us an easy formula for making a million dollars without paying tax. "First . . . ya get a million dollars." Then, when the tax man comes to your door and says you never paid taxes, just tell him "I forgot!" That's a great plan, assuming you can get your hands on the million bucks and you're willing to take your chances with the tax man. But what about those of us who don't have a million dollars and those of us who remember we have to pay taxes? Are there better ways for getting that tax bill down to zero?

The Washington-based Tax Policy Center estimates that a full 46% of Americans pay no federal income tax. And those non-payers represent a surprisingly broad cross section of Americans. Over 10% of them report incomes over $50,000. And in 2008, there were 18,783 who earned over $200,000 and owed no federal income tax. So, how do they do it?

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Tax "Hacking" With Rupert Murdoch

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Press Baron Rupert Murdoch started with his father's newspaper in Adelaide, South Australia, and built it into the world's second-biggest media empire. Time magazine has ranked him three times in their annual list of the 100 most influential people in the world. Vanity Fair routinely lists him in their "New Establishment" ranking of the 100 most influential people of the information age. And Forbes ranks him as one of the wealthiest men in the world, with an estimated net worth of $7.6 billion.

But now Murdoch's News Corporation is in hot water because reporters at Britain's News of the World tabloid illegally hacked into telephone voicemails across Britain. Since the scandal came to a boil, several company officials have resigned, others have been arrested, and the News of the World — which began publishing in 1843 when Queen Victoria ruled Britannia — has shut down.

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IRS Hits Homer, Too!

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Last Saturday, New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter became the 28th major leaguer — and only the first Yankee — to achieve 3,000 career hits. Jeter's third inning solo home run to left field wound up in the hands of a 23-year-old fan named Christian Lopez. Souvenir baseballs are big business, so team officials immediately whisked Lopez out of the stands, escorted him into the president's office, and asked him what he planned to do with his windfall. (The fan who caught Barry Bonds's 715th home run ball sold it on Ebay for $220,100. And Mark McGwire's record-breaking 70th home run ball sold for $3 million in 2006. Nice timing, too — in 2010, McGwire admitted using steroids while he played, and that ball's estimated value dropped faster than a pop fly!)

Lopez showed a bit of class that some would say is surprising from a Yankees fan. He passed on the chance to auction the ball, which some experts estimate would have fetched as much as $250,000. Then he told reporters he thought the ball belonged to Jeter and gave it back to the legendary slugger. But he still walked off

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The Tax Man and the "Electric Amish"

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We've talked before about how the internet is changing so much of how we live our lives. The internet is changing how we shop, how we book travel, and even how some of us find romance.

It's no surprise, then, that the internet is changing how we file and pay our taxes. Just 10 years ago, online filing was a novelty. Now it's become the norm. Last year, two out of three Americans e-filed their income tax returns. Those who also opted for electronically deposited refunds saved the government mailing costs, saved themselves a trip to the bank, and even got their refunds a week faster than waiting for paper checks.